Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Funny Captions

Old Man Jenkins rides his motorcycle naked down S HWY 183 today.  It was after a few drinks with his wife, Margret, did she triple dog dared him to preform the act. Jenkins was involved in a high speed chase with officers until caught at 2:46 this afternoon.  
Pepsi and Coca-Colas new sponsors, Bertha and Herbert Robinson, race around the Circuit of the America's track October 14th, 2015, to prove which brand is the winning brand of soft drinks! This has always been a feud in their home and now they were able to put the brands to the test with caffeine fluid four wheeled scooters. 
Ethel Blatt turns 100 today, and she's not just lighting it up with a birthday cake and candles, she's celebrating a way most people wouldn't expect a 100-year old would celebrate; smoking a cigarette. Her family wanted her to have the best 100th birthday a gal can have, and lets face it 100 is the new 20, so they took time out of their busy lives to buy her favorite cigarette brand off the black market.  

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